Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Awesome.

My sociology class is online and every week the teacher posts a discussion topic that we are required to write a response to and submit it to our online class forum. This way you can see what other people are writing as well.
The other week the assignment was, Tell a joke and then explain why people think it is funny.
This is the joke one classmate sent in.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!


I think I enjoyed it so much because it reminded me of how I used to try and get out of trouble with my own father by comparing my grievous actions to all the things I could have done that were much worse. If only I'd thought to write something like this....

3 comments:

  1. haha i like that. why did you not include why he said it was funny?

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  2. I forgot to copy it and the discussion board is gone now...sorry

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  3. Dear Janette,

    You did not come watch Office Space with us this weekend like you said you wanted to. We are sad.

    Love,
    Jameson

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